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Oct. 21st, 2010 10:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
coraaFrom all over my flist:
The first time I saw this meme, the thing to my right was a pile of silk skirts. I'm not sure what good strangulation is on something that doesn't need to breathe, but there you go.
The second time, the thing to my right was a stuffed hippogriff. Not so much with the useful. But a real, live hippogriff? That would be an awesome zombie-fighting tool/companion. Slashing damage, puncture damage, and a quick getaway! More zombie hunters need hippogriff companions, says I.
The third time, the thing to my right was a printer. I suppose I could throw it at 'em.
And now it's a cup of coffee, which... well, I guess useful for those long nights one must spend awake because if one drifts off the zombies will break past the defenses? Or alternately you could invite the zombie hordes to sit down with you over a cup of joe and work out a way to live together in harmony. (As we all know, coffee in sufficient quantities is a passable substitute for brains, after all.)
How about you?
Look to your right. Whatever object you see there is your designated weapon in the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse! Comment on this post to tell me what it is, then repost to spread the zombie virus.
The first time I saw this meme, the thing to my right was a pile of silk skirts. I'm not sure what good strangulation is on something that doesn't need to breathe, but there you go.
The second time, the thing to my right was a stuffed hippogriff. Not so much with the useful. But a real, live hippogriff? That would be an awesome zombie-fighting tool/companion. Slashing damage, puncture damage, and a quick getaway! More zombie hunters need hippogriff companions, says I.
The third time, the thing to my right was a printer. I suppose I could throw it at 'em.
And now it's a cup of coffee, which... well, I guess useful for those long nights one must spend awake because if one drifts off the zombies will break past the defenses? Or alternately you could invite the zombie hordes to sit down with you over a cup of joe and work out a way to live together in harmony. (As we all know, coffee in sufficient quantities is a passable substitute for brains, after all.)
How about you?
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Date: 2010-10-21 05:55 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-10-21 05:57 pm (UTC)I guess I could unwind the spiral binding and stabbity with that. But I think they'd get me long before I had it done.
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Date: 2010-10-21 06:08 pm (UTC)(so, in the name of equal-handed opportunity, plyers on the right -- box cutter on the left)
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Date: 2010-10-21 06:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-21 06:11 pm (UTC)(Who I suspect is somewhat more effective at chewing through things, what with being able to crack walnuts in half and all...)
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Date: 2010-10-21 06:13 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-10-21 06:09 pm (UTC)So, so doomed.
---L.
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Date: 2010-10-21 06:11 pm (UTC)Alternately, you could... reformat their... margins?
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Date: 2010-10-21 07:28 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 2010-10-21 06:15 pm (UTC)Although there's the risk that every field would be filled in with "BRAINS."
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Date: 2010-10-21 06:29 pm (UTC)I'm to Pava's right myself! I guess he'd better hope I figure out something useful to do with the coffee....
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Date: 2010-10-21 06:34 pm (UTC)Or calling for help.
Or just recording the event...
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Date: 2010-10-21 08:05 pm (UTC)That is just not useful.
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Date: 2010-10-21 08:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-21 08:49 pm (UTC)But, you know? After the apocalypse we're going to miss caffeine so bad, we'd better enjoy it.
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Date: 2010-10-21 08:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-21 09:18 pm (UTC)Unless zombies can be scared off by a camera's flash, I'm going to be useless at fighting the zombie apocalypse, but I'll be able to throughly document it! :)
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Date: 2010-10-22 12:49 am (UTC)- A stationary bike, which was the first thing I saw. I suppose that I could yank the seat pole out and start swinging.
- A computer mouse, mousepad, and mineralogy textbook, for strangulation and swinging.
- A medium-sized dog or two, sometimes with a Kong or squeaky football. I think I would be far more likely to try to push my precious babies back so that they could escape from the zombies, but Sirius would attack anyway, and Rigel could probably be convinced to bowl some over if the shortest path between him and his football took him through the staggering horde.
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Date: 2010-10-22 01:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-22 02:49 am (UTC)http://www.claires.com/images/caimages/BatHeadband_81283-390X350.jpg
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Date: 2010-10-22 12:44 pm (UTC)(In case you haven't seen that movie, it ends with the good guy killing the bad guys by shouting scientific facts at them.)
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