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[coraa]

From all over my flist:

Look to your right. Whatever object you see there is your designated weapon in the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse! Comment on this post to tell me what it is, then repost to spread the zombie virus.

The first time I saw this meme, the thing to my right was a pile of silk skirts. I'm not sure what good strangulation is on something that doesn't need to breathe, but there you go.

The second time, the thing to my right was a stuffed hippogriff. Not so much with the useful. But a real, live hippogriff? That would be an awesome zombie-fighting tool/companion. Slashing damage, puncture damage, and a quick getaway! More zombie hunters need hippogriff companions, says I.

The third time, the thing to my right was a printer. I suppose I could throw it at 'em.

And now it's a cup of coffee, which... well, I guess useful for those long nights one must spend awake because if one drifts off the zombies will break past the defenses? Or alternately you could invite the zombie hordes to sit down with you over a cup of joe and work out a way to live together in harmony. (As we all know, coffee in sufficient quantities is a passable substitute for brains, after all.)

How about you?

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That seems like a good idea. Alternately, you could throw them out it!